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"Oh let me just watch this one video real quck" *Goes on a world tour of the internet*

fasterfood:

imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine

prettypencils:

Watching a new anime is kind of like ship-shopping. 

"Oh, they´re cute! I think I´ll make a nice fanfic. The kids´ll love that.."

"OOOH this one is looks good!.. Oh, but so do these.. Which one should I pick?!?!"

"Oh, what the hell… I´LL SHIP IT ALL!"

The thing is you have to pay for them with your tears.

chocolatekitten19:

 You hear that? That is the sound of my heart breaking.

egoraptoir:

Motivational quotes from Vietnamese Crystal

THROW THE BUTT CASUALLY

So I woke up in a really Higurashi…-y mood this morning so I decided to re-watch the anime and it’s as good as the first 3 times I watched it :’3

ohheyvict0ria:

Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars

surimistick:

castielwnchster:

healing-shards:

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

nerdismee:

broken-knees:

people-should-all-be-onions:

iwillmakeitthroughthis:

FOREVER REBLOG.

my god

the Snape one gets me every time.

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE!!

TAMPON


I WILL PEE ON ALL THE THINGS YOU EAT. FFS I’M DONE WITH TUMBLR. DONE.

DA FUQ BITCH GET OUT

I’M DEAD

ITS PINNED TO MY SCROTUUUUMMM

That moment when the “dead” anime character comes back to life 

How ya been?

http://momo-the-otaku.tumblr.com/post/76680158203/how-ya-been

sabitronisdabes:

momo-the-otaku:

sabitronisdabes:

momo-the-otaku:

I haven’t posted anything in a while….sorry, but happy Valentines Day, are you having a good time? I hope you are. I’m really bored so these thoughts are coming as I type, my friend is making fun of me for liking FF, what a scrub ( sabitronisdabes ), I’m having pizza like a fatty and ready…

Mi, I know where u lives. I will send Caleb ma female titan to kil u.

Mmmmk baiiiiiii

Dear Peter, 

   Nu, stahp, plz i fan (but you don’t know where I lives so………..)

Sincerely, Asian 

Nu fak u mum

Alright, I got chu……………….

How ya been?

http://momo-the-otaku.tumblr.com/post/76680158203/how-ya-been

sabitronisdabes:

momo-the-otaku:

I haven’t posted anything in a while….sorry, but happy Valentines Day, are you having a good time? I hope you are. I’m really bored so these thoughts are coming as I type, my friend is making fun of me for liking FF, what a scrub ( sabitronisdabes ), I’m having pizza like a fatty and ready…

Mi, I know where u lives. I will send Caleb ma female titan to kil u.

Mmmmk baiiiiiii

Dear Peter, 

   Nu, stahp, plz i fan (but you don’t know where I lives so………..)

Sincerely, Asian 

How ya been?

I haven’t posted anything in a while….sorry, but happy Valentines Day, are you having a good time? I hope you are. I’m really bored so these thoughts are coming as I type, my friend is making fun of me for liking FF, what a scrub ( sabitronisdabes ), I’m having pizza like a fatty and ready creepypasta on my phone, now I’m just telling you all this…well my fingers are really tired now but yeah, have a nice life everyone :3 Oooh btw, guise, I finally finished Shingeki no Kyojin, it was really good, I enjoyed it…alright bye 

sniperj0e:

sniperj0e:

i made a brony on the sims

this is the first thing he did when i turned the free will on